Some of you might be interested in learning how ADF evaluates Groves and their members.   The following document, stolen from the Fifth Vice Deputy ArchDruid should prove to be enlightening.


	ADF term				Meaning

Exceptionally well qualified..............No major blunders to 					  
                                          date
					  
Active socially...........................Drinks alot
					  
Has socially active significant other.....S/He drinks too
					  
Quick thinking............................Offers plausible 
					  excuses
					  
Indifferent to instruction................Knows more than the  					  
                                          Dueffus
					  
Resourceful...............................Adept at hiding
				 	  mistakes
					  
Approaches different problems with zest...Finds others to do
				  	  the job
					  
Expresses him/herself well................Speaks English
					  
Active recruiter for Grove................Buys drinks for
					  people
					  
Excellent ritual leader...................Equal number of 
				 	  summonings and
				 	  banishings
					  
Good chant facilitator....................Has a loud voice
					  
Remains at rituals as long as possible....Has miserable home
				 	  life
					  
Keen sense of humor.......................Knows lots of dirty
					  jokes
					  
Experienced with many different groups....Gets kicked out
					  of Groves often
					  
Alert.....................................Hard to pin down on
					  anything
					  
A fine Druid of great value to ADF........Usually can be 
					  talked into opening
					  gates and leading
					  rituals
					  
Even tempered.............................Usually in bad mood
					  
Highly reliable...........................Usually shows up for 					  
                                          ritual

Excellent record..........................Have yet to prove 								  
                                          anything against them
					  
Thrifty...................................Saves used but good 						  
                                          candles